
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Again
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
WHY YOU’RE TORTURING ME JOSEPH
fuck youuuuuuuuu jhdshdsfjdsfdsf
I’m a warrior, now I’ve got thicker skin. I’m stronger than I’ve ever been.